Recent Recipes

Garlicky Tomato Sauce- 10 Cloves In Every Batch

To get the garlickiest of flavors, I unapologetically use ten cloves of garlic in this recipe. Maybe this is not the best dish for a first date. Or maybe its the perfect dish; garlic is an aphrodisiac.

Funfetti Sugar Cookies

So the term ‘Funfetti’ might be trademarked. If so, these cookie are birthday cake cookies, or just sprinkle cookies. Whatever you call them they are simple, delicious, and ever so festive. 

Recent Deep Thoughts

How You Eat Your Eggs Says Everything About You

    Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day, right after lunch, dinner, pre-snacks, and post-snacks. People who have breakfast everyday are 50% more likely to be 17% happier than people who skip breakfast. These statistics are based on zero research and are...

Pick That Fork Back Up!

  When I start eating, I only stop for two things: I finished all the food or I'm so full I can barely breath. This means that once the utensils are picked up off the table, they do not get put back down until I am done. I move with purpose when food is around....

I took The Chew For Granted, And Now It’s Gone

  ABC's The Chew was a cross between a talkshow, a cooking show, and a 70's gameshow. The multifaceted hourlong episodes covered everything from food trends, to classic recipes, celebrity gossip, gadgets, cooking techniques, and trivia, to name but a few. The...

Recent Disgustingly Delicious

Murcianico Style Chips

Murcia is a city in south-eastern Spain. It is the 7th largest city in the country according to Wikipedia, but not many people outside the area have heard of it. I lived there for two years. Work brought me reluctantly to this city, but it's charm made me fall in love...

Fluffy Hot Mess In My Mouth #Dessertgasm

The above hot mess of goodness is made in a cast-iron skilled with a base of peanut butter, lotus cookie crumble, milk chocolate, and is topped with marshmallows. It is put in the oven until the the chocolate and peanut butter melt and become one, and the marshmallows...

Eat Here

Now I Aint Saying I’m A Gold Eater…

There is a magical place in Abu Dhabi that serves up golden cappuccinos and golden vanilla camel milk soft serve ice cream. Yes, you read that right: Gilded camel milk vanilla soft serve ice-cream. I'm not talking about a tiny little fleck on the top to symbolize...