Below are my guilty pleasures, my disgusting indulgences, and the things I eat when no one is looking. You’re a dirty glutton!

PB&P Sandwich (That’s Peanut Butter & Pickles)

  About a year ago, I saw a recipe on the New York Times website for a  peanut butter and pickle sandwich. The word recipe to describe this is a bit of a stretch, but for lack of a better word, this "recipe" got stuck in my head. The directions are in the name,...

Krispy Kreme Donut Burgers Are Shamefully Delicious

Biting into a donut burger for the first time is similar to your tastebuds getting an illegal lap dance from a tacky flavor stripper. Your tastebuds will both love it and simultaneously feel deep shame for loving it.

Murcianico Style Chips

The chips get soggy in some spots, stay crunchy in others, and are addictive all over. The anchovy flavor, and smell, is strong, but is cut and mellowed by the fresh lemon juice.

Fluffy Hot Mess In My Mouth #Dessertgasm

The above hot mess of goodness is made in a cast-iron skilled with a base of peanut butter, lotus cookie crumble, milk chocolate, and is topped with marshmallows. It is put in the oven until the the chocolate and peanut butter melt and become one, and the marshmallows...

Italians, Look Away!

There is a shameful lunchtime childhood memory I need to share. I must warn you, it is a little unsettling. In high school I had a Greek friend I would have lunch with everyday. Actually they were twin sisters and I hung out with both. There mother use to make a pasta...

Nouille: An 80’s Montreal Treat

Contrary to what the headline of this post claims, what I am about to describe is not a treat, but rather a disturbing childhood memory and dirty private guilty pleasure. I, along with countless other children in Montreal, would consume raw packaged Asian noodles on...

The Porny Poutine

Some foods give out a sensual vibe; the way they lay on the plate, the way they feel on your tongue, even the way they photograph on your Instagram account. Egg yolks are the gigolos of the food world. They sit there all voluptuous, barely self-contained and with a...