Your Eating Annoys Me

Your Eating Annoys Me

Are you landing a plane or eating your meal? I have a friend who is one of the most annoying people to eat a meal with. He shall remain nameless to protect his feelings; his very annoying, irritating, stupid feelings. Eating with this friend has become an exercise in...
2019 Cooking Goals

2019 Cooking Goals

    I had been fantasizing about making unicorn poop cookies since 2012, when one of my friends showed me a picture of them. The process was quite elaborate, time consuming, and exhausting, but so worth it. Since 2012 I had been making  excuses why I...
The Doggy Bag Is My Best Friend

The Doggy Bag Is My Best Friend

  Food tastes better the next day,  straight out of the fridge and into my mouth. I consider eating at restaurants one of my hobbies; the main hobby really. But the real joy of eating out, for me, comes the next morning when I can feast on the cold, tumbled...
Pick That Fork Back Up!

Pick That Fork Back Up!

  When I start eating, I only stop for two things: I finished all the food or I’m so full I can barely breath. This means that once the utensils are picked up off the table, they do not get put back down until I am done. I move with purpose when food is...