Your Eating Annoys Me

Your Eating Annoys Me

Are you landing a plane or eating your meal? I have a friend who is one of the most annoying people to eat a meal with. He shall remain nameless to protect his feelings; his very annoying, irritating, stupid feelings. Eating with this friend has become an exercise in...
2019 Cooking Goals

2019 Cooking Goals

    I had been fantasizing about making unicorn poop cookies since 2012, when one of my friends showed me a picture of them. The process was quite elaborate, time consuming, and exhausting, but so worth it. Since 2012 I had been making  excuses why I...
The Doggy-Bag Is My Best Friend

The Doggy-Bag Is My Best Friend

  Food tastes better the next day,  straight out of the fridge and into my mouth. I consider eating at restaurants one of my hobbies; the main hobby really. But the real joy of eating out, for me, comes the next morning when I can feast on the cold, tumbled...
Pick That Fork Back Up!

Pick That Fork Back Up!

  When I start eating, I only stop for two things: I finished all the food or I’m so full I can barely breath. This means that once the utensils are picked up off the table, they do not get put back down until I am done. I move with purpose when food is...