I Mostly Watch For The Coffee Porn 

I Mostly Watch For The Coffee Porn 

    Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is my source for high-quality coffee erotica.   Netflix’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee hosted Jerry Seinfeld is a show about comedians in cars getting coffee – or is it? There is a large amount of...
Finders, Eaters: Dirty Food Confessions

Finders, Eaters: Dirty Food Confessions

    DIRTY FOOD CONFESSION: I ate food I found sitting on a table in New York. Didn’t expect me to come out and just say it, right? I see no need to preface this confession with needles setups, explanations, or justifications. I ate unattended fried...
Your Eating Annoys Me

Your Eating Annoys Me

Are you landing a plane or eating your meal? I have a friend who is one of the most annoying people to eat a meal with. He shall remain nameless to protect his feelings; his very annoying, irritating, stupid feelings. Eating with this friend has become an exercise in...
2019 Cooking Goals

2019 Cooking Goals

    I had been fantasizing about making unicorn poop cookies since 2012, when one of my friends showed me a picture of them. The process was quite elaborate, time consuming, and exhausting, but so worth it. Since 2012 I had been making  excuses why I...