Recent Recipes

Kiwi Cilantro Salsa

Serve with tortilla chips, sit back, and take in all the love and admiration from your friends and family.

Recent Deep Thoughts

Your Eating Annoys Me

Eating with this friend has become an exercise in patience and self-restraint. I don’t think he is trying to be annoying, it just comes naturally to him.

2019 Cooking Goals

The immense satisfaction I felt after making unicorn poop cookies has propelled me to declare 2019 the year of the cooking goals.

The Doggy Bag Is My Best Friend

My theory is that food that is extremely hot and recently cooked does not have the time to marinate in its own deliciousness. Once a dish cools down it becomes a deeper, stronger version of itself.

Recent Disgustingly Delicious

PB&P Sandwich (That’s Peanut Butter & Pickles)

  About a year ago, I saw a recipe on the New York Times website for a  peanut butter and pickle sandwich. The word recipe to describe this is a bit of a stretch, but for lack of a better word, this "recipe" got stuck in my head. The directions are in the name,...

Krispy Kreme Donut Burgers Are Shamefully Delicious

  Biting into a donut burger for the first time is similar to your tastebuds getting an illegal lap dance from a tacky flavor stripper. Your tastebuds will both love it and simultaneously feel deep shame for loving it. A Krispy Kreme donut burger is a burger with...

Two Cultures Deliciously Bastardized in One Dish

Firstly I would like to clarify that I DO NOT support the bastardization of culinary cultures in such  flagrant and insulting ways. Having said that, what I am about to describe does just that and is absolutely delicious. I feel dirty even admitting that I liked it....

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